Didn't she like the handkerchiefs?"
Bertie explained the situation.
"It is rather galling, you know," he added, "when a girl has a lot of
things she wants to write to you and can't send a letter except by some
roundabout, underhand way."
"One never realises one's blessings while one enjoys them," said Clovis;
"now I have to spend a considerable amount of ingenuity inventing excuses
for not having written to people."
"It's not a joking matter," said Bertie resentfully: "you wouldn't find
it funny if your mother opened all your letters."
"The funny thing to me is that you should let her do it."
"I can't stop it. I've argued about it--"
"You haven't used the right kind of argument, I expect. Now, if every
time one of your letters was opened you lay on your back on the dining-
table during dinner and had a fit, or roused the entire family in the
middle of the night to hear you recite one of Blake's 'Poems of
Innocence,' you would get a far more respectful hearing for future
protests. People yield more consideration to a mutilated mealtime or a
broken night's rest, than ever they would to a broken heart."
"Oh, dry up," said Bertie crossly, inconsistently splashing Clovis from
head to foot as he plunged into the water.
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