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Surtees, Robert Smith, 1803-1864

"Mr. Sponge's Sporting Tour"


'HOLD HARD!' thundered Jack.
Sponge _was_ holding hard--hard enough to split the horse's jaws, but the
beast would go on, notwithstanding.
'By the powers, he's among 'em again!' shouted his lordship, as the
resolute beast, with his upturned head almost pulled round to Sponge's
knee, went star-gazing on like the blind man in Regent Street. 'Sing out.
Jack! sing out! for heaven's sake sing out,' shrieked his lordship,
shutting his eyes, as he added, 'or he'll kill every man jack of them.'
'NOW, SUR!' roared Jack, 'can't you steer that 'ere aggravatin'
quadruped of yours?'
'Oh, you pestilential son of a pontry-maid!' screeched his lordship, as
Brilliant ran yelping away from under Sponge's horse's feet. 'Sing out.
Jack! sing out!' gasped his lordship again.
'Oh, you scandalous, hypocritical, rusty-booted, numb-handed son of a
puffing corn-cutter, why don't you turn your attention to feeding hens,
cultivating cabbages, or making pantaloons for small folk, instead of
killing hounds in this wholesale way?' roared Jack; an inquiry that set him
foaming again.


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